We’re #3! We’re #3!

You think Illinois is bad?  Hah!  It has NUTHIN on Alaska or especially North Dakota, that legendarily sordid den of iniquity.  USA Today put out a seriously flawed study that proves Illinois hasn’t caught us yet.  And as soon as Weyrauch and maybe Don Young and a couple more after that are added to the list we’ll be #1.  As Napoleon would say:  “Yessssss.”  Here is the view from Ketchikan.